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« Reply #850 on: December 05, 2016, 11:00:30 PM »
Now for some more Toles:
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« Reply #851 on: December 08, 2016, 01:10:26 AM »
Now for something on will power:
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« Reply #852 on: December 09, 2016, 10:22:55 PM »
Here is something on overpopulation as we approach 7.5 billion people on the planet.
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« Reply #853 on: December 14, 2016, 09:12:14 PM »
Here is Toles' image of Trump's open-pit mind with regards to climate change:
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« Reply #854 on: December 20, 2016, 12:10:50 AM »
And now for some commentaries on modern life:
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« Reply #855 on: December 21, 2016, 12:39:00 AM »
And now for something on anthropocene fingerprints:
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« Reply #856 on: December 21, 2016, 05:27:44 PM »
🎄 Merry Christmas kids 🎅
🤔 Thoughtful gift 🎁
🎆 North Pole ~50˚ above ❝normal❞ 🎇
Professor Trump, who'd thought it was that complicated?

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« Reply #857 on: December 22, 2016, 03:12:04 AM »
Something on Trump & the Mafia:
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« Reply #858 on: December 22, 2016, 01:02:39 PM »
And now for something from the U.S. Founding Fathers:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
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« Reply #859 on: December 26, 2016, 04:24:23 AM »
Things that are too late:

Bill Maher: "Donald Trump is like climate change - We knew it was coming, we didn't do anything about it, and now it's too late"
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« Reply #860 on: December 29, 2016, 08:33:22 AM »
Microbursts & Stormageddon:
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« Reply #861 on: January 03, 2017, 09:14:58 PM »
With extinction rates currently about 100 times higher than that observed in the paleo-record, can't we do better?
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« Reply #862 on: January 04, 2017, 05:59:09 PM »
With Rick Perry & Rex Tillerson likely to soon join the cabinet, the USA will soon get a taste of the Texas-Tea (oil) Party Line:
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« Reply #863 on: January 04, 2017, 10:42:56 PM »
ASLR: Referencing your reply #860, the images are great, but what do they have to do with humor?
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« Reply #864 on: January 04, 2017, 11:37:34 PM »
ASLR: Referencing your reply #860, the images are great, but what do they have to do with humor?

I tend to substitute poignancy for humor, as I generally do not find climate change funny.
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« Reply #865 on: January 05, 2017, 12:37:35 AM »
Even fairy tales can be poignant:
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« Reply #866 on: January 05, 2017, 09:51:49 PM »
Something more on the Anthropocene:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
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« Reply #867 on: January 07, 2017, 12:18:34 AM »
A simple truth (particularly for crony capitalism).
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
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« Reply #868 on: January 10, 2017, 04:07:26 PM »
More climate change art:
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« Reply #869 on: January 13, 2017, 07:43:21 PM »
Don't look now:
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« Reply #870 on: January 15, 2017, 06:47:06 PM »
The new normal:
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« Reply #871 on: January 17, 2017, 12:14:28 AM »
If Donald Trump has taught us anything, its that the climate change message must address human emotions (& most likely must improve emotional intelligence):
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« Reply #872 on: January 18, 2017, 06:28:48 AM »
Great stuff ASLR! Emotional intelligence, (EQ) is as important as IQ. Speaking of EQ, this Huffington Post article reports that a new moth species has been named after Trump:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-moth-species_us_587ea5c6e4b0c147f0bbbf86?tncysy7fo82cblnmi

Extract: A newly discovered species of moth received a fitting moniker, given the helmet-like cluster of yellow-white scales atop its head.

Meet Neopalpa donaldtrumpi, named after President-elect Donald Trump “because of the resemblance of the scales on the frons (head) of the moth to Mr. Trump’s hairstyle.”
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« Reply #873 on: January 19, 2017, 05:30:59 PM »
The attached Toles cartoons hint that in a Trump administration rationality will be replaced by rationalizations (of preconceived notions):
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« Reply #874 on: January 20, 2017, 01:35:11 AM »
Speaking of EQ, this Huffington Post article reports that a new moth species has been named after Trump:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-moth-species_us_587ea5c6e4b0c147f0bbbf86?tncysy7fo82cblnmi

Extract: A newly discovered species of moth received a fitting moniker, given the helmet-like cluster of yellow-white scales atop its head.

Meet Neopalpa donaldtrumpi, named after President-elect Donald Trump “because of the resemblance of the scales on the frons (head) of the moth to Mr. Trump’s hairstyle.”


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« Reply #875 on: January 20, 2017, 02:47:52 AM »
From one of my old articles:
http://www.science20.com/chatter_box/mad_20

Coal Power

This is the law of the voltage:
 that the current shall turn into heat
that the kilowatt-hours through the meter
 are dumped out as unwanted heat.

And this is the law of the rich ones:
 that we use all the oil and coal,
that the rich ones be made even richer
 though the ice disappear from each pole;
though the tundra be burned up with fire;
 though the oceans be lifeless all through;
Monckton says that this isn't a problem -
 ipse dixit, ergo it is true.

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« Reply #876 on: January 20, 2017, 01:58:39 PM »
Speaking of EQ, this Huffington Post article reports that a new moth species has been named after Trump:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-moth-species_us_587ea5c6e4b0c147f0bbbf86?tncysy7fo82cblnmi

Extract: A newly discovered species of moth received a fitting moniker, given the helmet-like cluster of yellow-white scales atop its head.

Meet Neopalpa donaldtrumpi, named after President-elect Donald Trump “because of the resemblance of the scales on the frons (head) of the moth to Mr. Trump’s hairstyle.”


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« Reply #877 on: January 20, 2017, 03:50:46 PM »
Arctic ice is healthy for children and other living things.

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« Reply #878 on: January 24, 2017, 07:37:47 AM »
 :)
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« Reply #879 on: January 24, 2017, 05:36:20 PM »
The game of "Alternate Facts" (lies) is to create an impression that the weak-willed can conform to in order to go along to get along.  The temptation to live in such a fantasy world must be resisted:
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« Reply #880 on: January 25, 2017, 06:55:54 PM »
Phun phacts of the alternative variety:

Newly discovered covenant in deeds means Trump Tower must be demolished and Post Office building rebuilt.

Trump Senior once bought a fleet of Ford Edsels.

Donald Trump was born in Yemen.

Trump to build wall all around the USA to keep out scientists.

Trump's genealogists prove he is descended from royalty.

Trump seen playing golf in a kilt.

Trump gets starring role in remake of Garfield: the Movie.
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« Reply #881 on: January 26, 2017, 12:26:43 AM »
And now some words on Tyranny, that are relevant to our current situation:
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« Reply #882 on: January 26, 2017, 04:30:42 AM »
Dutch TV trolls Donald Trump's 'America First' speech in 'welcome' video

Daily Telegraph review of YouTube video.  It's hilarious.  Dutch, with subtitles in English.
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« Reply #883 on: January 26, 2017, 10:44:52 AM »
HA! Thanks for the comic relief, Patrick!
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« Reply #884 on: January 26, 2017, 12:30:14 PM »
We got the best wishes...

Haha

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« Reply #885 on: January 27, 2017, 03:18:48 PM »
As a person who is substantially deaf, I tend to fill in the gaps with lip-reading.  The problem is: I keep asking myself "did he really say what I think he said?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gneBUA39mnI
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« Reply #886 on: January 28, 2017, 05:15:41 PM »
Jerry Brown's answer to Trump's wall?

"I think politicians should wear uniforms like race car drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors."  Unknown

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« Reply #887 on: January 30, 2017, 05:21:29 PM »
Here is the SkS Toon of the Week:
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« Reply #888 on: February 01, 2017, 12:08:46 AM »
Here are some memes on Trump's executive orders:
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« Reply #889 on: February 05, 2017, 12:41:37 AM »
Great again :o
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« Reply #890 on: February 09, 2017, 04:21:17 PM »
Apparently, we have moved into an alternate facts type of world.
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« Reply #891 on: February 09, 2017, 04:50:51 PM »
"Them" might refer to "beliefs".
Ten years ago "them" would have referred to "beliefs".
Arctic ice is healthy for children and other living things.

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« Reply #892 on: February 09, 2017, 10:55:39 PM »
Some on vicious circles:
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« Reply #893 on: February 13, 2017, 07:38:29 PM »
Now for something on ecocide:
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« Reply #894 on: February 21, 2017, 02:24:07 AM »
So what is so hard about climate change modeling (an obnoxious physicist point of view)?

Edit, from:


https://xkcd.com/793/

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« Reply #895 on: February 21, 2017, 11:41:58 PM »
Some misc. cartoons:
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« Reply #896 on: March 07, 2017, 01:30:10 AM »
And now for a little Antarctic humor:
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« Reply #897 on: March 08, 2017, 02:46:48 AM »
Now for something on societal collapse:
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« Reply #898 on: March 08, 2017, 07:52:46 PM »
We are not amused by Team Trump:
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« Reply #899 on: March 08, 2017, 09:04:47 PM »

Don't touch !