Support the Arctic Sea Ice Forum and Blog

Author Topic: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor  (Read 568825 times)

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #750 on: August 23, 2016, 12:47:33 AM »
Climate risks & uncertainties:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #751 on: August 24, 2016, 10:37:32 PM »
Climate change monitoring challenges:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #752 on: August 24, 2016, 10:53:00 PM »
Don't feed the climate change trolls:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #753 on: August 25, 2016, 03:28:45 AM »
Doubters :P
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #754 on: August 27, 2016, 12:58:55 AM »
Who do you think is better at playing the climate change confidence game, the common man or the 1%?
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

Sigmetnow

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 25889
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 1159
  • Likes Given: 430
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #755 on: August 29, 2016, 08:28:42 PM »
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #756 on: August 29, 2016, 09:39:00 PM »
And now for something on Anti-Science:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #757 on: August 30, 2016, 01:14:30 AM »
Somehow carbon offsets seem like buying permission to commit infidelity; but I guess every bit helps:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #758 on: August 30, 2016, 01:20:57 AM »
Now for something more on climate change adaptation (the second image is a demonstration of blowing in the wind):
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

Darvince

  • Frazil ice
  • Posts: 318
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 31
  • Likes Given: 7
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #759 on: August 30, 2016, 05:29:12 AM »


Now this is something I'd like to see as part of the WW2 plan..

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #760 on: September 01, 2016, 01:15:11 AM »
Now for something more on climate change impacts on children:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #761 on: September 01, 2016, 01:43:39 AM »
BAU: Like stealing candy from a baby!
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #762 on: September 06, 2016, 10:20:39 AM »
Human Stupidity:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #763 on: September 11, 2016, 08:38:20 PM »
Here is the SkS Toon of the Week:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #764 on: September 16, 2016, 03:29:14 AM »
A little Matrix humor:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

budmantis

  • Nilas ice
  • Posts: 1220
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 7
  • Likes Given: 34
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #765 on: September 16, 2016, 07:54:57 AM »
Perhaps this is what it all comes down to ASLR. For most of my life, and even now in some cases, I've held a default position that most of us know what is going on and have the willingness to change. As I get older, the reality is beginning to sink in; a majority of humans, perhaps a significant majority are unwilling to change. Its a sad testament to our species.

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #766 on: September 18, 2016, 07:14:18 PM »
Perhaps this is what it all comes down to ASLR. For most of my life, and even now in some cases, I've held a default position that most of us know what is going on and have the willingness to change. As I get older, the reality is beginning to sink in; a majority of humans, perhaps a significant majority are unwilling to change. Its a sad testament to our species.

People always have potential, the question is when will they take responsibility to realize that potential.
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #767 on: September 18, 2016, 07:21:22 PM »
Here are a few more Buddha quotes:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #768 on: September 19, 2016, 04:03:32 PM »
Here is the SkS Toon of the Week:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

prokaryotes

  • Frazil ice
  • Posts: 284
    • View Profile
    • Climate State
  • Liked: 47
  • Likes Given: 37
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #769 on: September 19, 2016, 04:48:51 PM »









Sigmetnow

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 25889
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 1159
  • Likes Given: 430
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #770 on: September 19, 2016, 07:59:42 PM »
xkcd
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

Sigmetnow

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 25889
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 1159
  • Likes Given: 430
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #771 on: September 19, 2016, 10:03:58 PM »
U.S.:  OUTBREAK OF DUNNING KRUGER DISEASE SPREADS TO ALL 50 STATES
Quote
Some say the worst part of DKD is that the carriers have no idea they are infected, nor how easily they can spread it to others.
http://thesciencepost.com/outbreak-of-dunning-kruger-disease-spreads-to-all-50-states/
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

Martin Gisser

  • Guest
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #772 on: September 20, 2016, 06:08:54 AM »
Buddha quotes without reference are worse than Einstein quotes without reference, even if you restrict yourself to quotes from the Pali canon. Jesus quotes without reference are o.k., he didn't say that much...

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #773 on: September 21, 2016, 03:57:49 AM »
Now something on tech solutions:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #774 on: September 24, 2016, 12:24:46 AM »
Here is a little Toles humor:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #775 on: September 24, 2016, 09:14:17 PM »
And now for some more quotes on the human condition:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

budmantis

  • Nilas ice
  • Posts: 1220
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 7
  • Likes Given: 34
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #776 on: September 25, 2016, 08:36:28 AM »
ASLR: I imagine the rank and file of Wells Fargo Bank felt they couldn't criticize the senior management on the wisdom of their cross-selling program. I can recall many times when I was in a similar position, although not quite as intense. To go against the corporate mindset is almost always futile, which is why I never was a good employee.

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #777 on: September 26, 2016, 05:10:22 PM »
Here is the SkS Toon of the Week:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #778 on: September 26, 2016, 10:38:33 PM »
Now for something on human nature and climate change risks:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #779 on: September 29, 2016, 12:34:41 AM »
Will we tip into a Lorenz Greenhouse Attractor?
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #780 on: September 29, 2016, 01:10:53 AM »
And now for something on individual accountability:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #781 on: September 30, 2016, 01:09:11 AM »
Now for a little technical humor:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

budmantis

  • Nilas ice
  • Posts: 1220
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 7
  • Likes Given: 34
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #782 on: September 30, 2016, 06:56:09 AM »
The one about the desalination plants is pure genius. Great humor mixed with a solution, though not the right solution.

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #783 on: October 03, 2016, 04:15:02 PM »
Here is the SkS Toon of the Week:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #784 on: October 03, 2016, 07:24:39 PM »
Rest in Peace: RIP.
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #785 on: October 03, 2016, 09:06:54 PM »
Guess who the climate change patsy is.
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #786 on: October 03, 2016, 09:29:49 PM »
Trump has already built his wall against climate reality, and guess who will pay for it.
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #787 on: October 06, 2016, 08:32:01 PM »
Climate Disruption: Judge, Jury & Executioner.
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #788 on: October 08, 2016, 12:56:10 AM »
Poking the beast:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #789 on: October 11, 2016, 12:28:29 AM »
The Donald's Vision of the Future:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

Sigmetnow

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 25889
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 1159
  • Likes Given: 430
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #790 on: October 11, 2016, 03:04:25 AM »
"We're in the exact point of climate change as when wile e. coyote runs off the cliff but hasn't looked down yet"
— Megan Amram

https://twitter.com/meganamram/status/771819007737331718
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #791 on: October 12, 2016, 01:35:14 AM »
And now for something on the impacts of the GOP climate positions:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #792 on: October 12, 2016, 09:27:31 PM »
Maybe we will soon experience what the Arctic was like during the Eocene:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #793 on: October 13, 2016, 10:50:14 PM »
And now for some of Toles' insights on Donald Trump:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #794 on: October 14, 2016, 12:13:52 AM »
Some would have you believe that ignorance is bliss:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #795 on: October 14, 2016, 08:43:30 PM »
And now for something on Darwin & Evolution:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #796 on: October 20, 2016, 11:56:29 PM »
Alternate thinking on abrupt sea level rise:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #797 on: October 21, 2016, 12:51:22 AM »
Caring in the Anthropocene:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

AbruptSLR

  • Multi-year ice
  • Posts: 19703
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 2268
  • Likes Given: 286
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #798 on: October 23, 2016, 06:14:46 PM »
Here is the SkS Toon of the Week:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
― Leon C. Megginson

budmantis

  • Nilas ice
  • Posts: 1220
    • View Profile
  • Liked: 7
  • Likes Given: 34
Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #799 on: October 24, 2016, 07:22:45 AM »
Unfortunate but true. How many of us are courageous enough to consider a change in our core beliefs?