While President Trump is traveling in Jerusalem, he suffers a heart attack and dies.
The undertaker tells the American diplomats, "You can have him sent home for $50,000 or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100.
The American diplomats discuss it and soon they are back at the funeral home. They want Donald Trump sent home.
The undertaker asks, "Why would you want to spend $50,000 to send him home when it's great to be buried here for only $100?
The American diplomats answer: 'Once upon a time another man has died and was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead.
We just can't take the risk...'