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Jim Hunt

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Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #1250 on: July 26, 2020, 04:16:04 PM »
There's a "joke" meme going viral on Twatter at the moment.

Here's my Arctic alter ego's contribution:

https://twitter.com/GreatWhiteCon/status/1286976261101948929

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Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #1251 on: July 26, 2020, 04:21:18 PM »
Having a bitcoin joke. Gonna hodl it because you'll laugh more next year.

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Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #1252 on: July 28, 2020, 09:40:24 PM »
Waves hitting Barrow shore are only of marginal interest to the melting season, please do not take this any further in this thread. The ice cares about the waves near the ice, obviously, not about the surf.
So you contend the ice is not empathetic.  I hate to think Arctic ice has anything in common with our 'The Donald'.  But I'll accept this is a topic for elsewhere, maybe just in my mind. 
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Arctic ice is healthy for children and other living things.

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Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #1253 on: July 28, 2020, 11:20:45 PM »
Both are cold hearted, but the ice is at least working on it.

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Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #1254 on: August 06, 2020, 02:23:19 AM »
Whatever happened to Covid jokes?

Perhaps OT, because it is a serious QM101 video: Quantum decoherence and Donald Trump.



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Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #1255 on: August 08, 2020, 04:15:50 PM »
The ice inn

I’d love to pay a visit while we still can
After a thousand steps on the ice, it cracked.
The Man looked down at the infinite blue of the sea.
On the horizon, standing still, the polar bear had just scented his next meal.

 Less than 3000 cubic kilometers this Piomas minimum.

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Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #1256 on: August 13, 2020, 05:02:22 AM »
Whatever happened to Covid jokes?
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Here is a Japanese mask joke from 2010:

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