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« Reply #650 on: June 18, 2016, 12:15:35 AM »
Fighting climate change can be a balancing act:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
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« Reply #651 on: June 18, 2016, 10:34:12 AM »
Its a no-brainer:
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« Reply #652 on: June 19, 2016, 04:10:25 AM »
And now a little more climate change humor and Pope Francis:
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« Reply #653 on: June 20, 2016, 07:47:53 AM »
Artificial Intelligence :o
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« Reply #654 on: June 21, 2016, 12:34:13 AM »
Weird weather is becoming more common:
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« Reply #655 on: June 21, 2016, 12:58:52 AM »
weird or not, simply beautiful. it's my hobby to make such pics but those are "stupendo"

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« Reply #656 on: June 21, 2016, 04:38:20 PM »
Dumb it down humor:
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« Reply #657 on: June 21, 2016, 04:54:17 PM »
"Too big to fail" logic:
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« Reply #658 on: June 22, 2016, 09:29:18 PM »
Now for something on Mother Earth:
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« Reply #659 on: June 22, 2016, 11:27:22 PM »
Climate change is increasing the frequency of lightning strikes (the first image shows a global distribution of lightning flashes):
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« Reply #660 on: June 23, 2016, 12:47:43 AM »
Here are some photos associated with current climate change impacts:
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« Reply #661 on: June 25, 2016, 12:38:37 AM »
Progress in the fight against climate change:
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« Reply #662 on: June 25, 2016, 01:03:46 AM »
Whatever (yawn):
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« Reply #663 on: June 26, 2016, 04:00:14 AM »
Brexit.
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

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« Reply #664 on: June 27, 2016, 03:41:39 AM »
Population :o
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« Reply #665 on: June 27, 2016, 10:39:33 AM »
https://www.facebook.com/ProfessorJasonBox/
Problem with sticking your head in the sand on ‪#‎climatechange‬ is that your ass gets burned

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« Reply #666 on: June 27, 2016, 10:52:30 AM »
Go veggie:
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« Reply #667 on: June 28, 2016, 04:29:22 PM »
Climate change & dystopia:
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« Reply #668 on: June 28, 2016, 06:56:26 PM »
Climate change: "A day late and a dollar short"
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« Reply #669 on: June 28, 2016, 09:06:15 PM »
(seeing your third picture) I looked at a documentary on Ethiopia. They were saying that the country is in food dependency for 30 years ! And guess what, the food is coming from the non bio fields of USA.

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« Reply #670 on: June 28, 2016, 10:02:27 PM »
And now for something more on Brexit:
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« Reply #671 on: June 29, 2016, 06:59:24 PM »
And now for something more on crony capitalism:
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« Reply #672 on: July 01, 2016, 12:23:30 AM »
Is our take on climate change a little skewed?
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« Reply #673 on: July 01, 2016, 10:18:28 PM »
Climate change facilitated violence (all from Syria):
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Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #674 on: July 02, 2016, 05:19:01 PM »
Variation on a theme...

wipneus goes to a bar:

— Ice?
— No, thanks, I'd rather have single–malt with a 15% ice coverage.

wipneus goes to a bar:

Bartender: Ice?

wipneus: No, thanks, I'd like it ice-free.

Bartender: There you are, sir.

wipneus: Excuse me, bartender, but these look like ice fragments in my drink. :-\

Bartender: It is, sir, however I think you'll find that there are fewer than 1 million square decamicrometres with greater than 15% coverage. That's an ice-free drink, sir. :)

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« Reply #675 on: July 02, 2016, 05:58:33 PM »
Mind the gap!
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« Reply #676 on: July 02, 2016, 09:20:51 PM »
I would have said : mind the step... ouch !

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« Reply #677 on: July 03, 2016, 11:46:22 AM »
Now for something on crop failures:
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« Reply #678 on: July 03, 2016, 11:56:53 AM »
And now something on climate refugees:
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« Reply #679 on: July 04, 2016, 11:57:25 AM »
Overshoot Day August 8 2016:
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« Reply #680 on: July 06, 2016, 01:55:46 PM »
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« Reply #681 on: July 07, 2016, 10:17:04 PM »
Public Private Partnership (P3) investment opportunities in the 4th Industrial Revolution (or how to continue growth until overshoot leads to a socio-economic collapse):
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« Reply #682 on: July 08, 2016, 07:16:15 PM »
Are you in the minority (I am in the right tail of the pdf)?
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« Reply #683 on: July 09, 2016, 09:05:53 AM »
Melting away:
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« Reply #684 on: July 09, 2016, 09:26:06 AM »
Dust Bowl:
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« Reply #685 on: July 09, 2016, 09:46:01 AM »
Go Veggie:
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« Reply #686 on: July 09, 2016, 10:17:29 AM »
The Madhouse Effect:
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« Reply #687 on: July 09, 2016, 06:36:07 PM »
And now for some more climate change sculpture:
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« Reply #688 on: July 10, 2016, 02:38:44 AM »
Global warming:
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« Reply #689 on: July 10, 2016, 10:02:05 AM »
Climate change, who's responsible?
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« Reply #690 on: July 10, 2016, 10:31:27 AM »
Now for something on wind power (both constructive & destructive):
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« Reply #691 on: July 10, 2016, 10:50:09 PM »
Desertification:
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« Reply #692 on: July 10, 2016, 11:57:37 PM »
;)
The most enjoyable way to think about heat transfer through radiation is to picture a Star Wars laser battle, where every atom and molecule is constantly firing at every other atom and molecule.

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« Reply #693 on: July 11, 2016, 01:02:15 AM »
And now for some more climate change quotes:
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« Reply #694 on: July 11, 2016, 01:58:05 AM »
One of my favourites:
The most enjoyable way to think about heat transfer through radiation is to picture a Star Wars laser battle, where every atom and molecule is constantly firing at every other atom and molecule.

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« Reply #695 on: July 11, 2016, 11:44:06 AM »
Here is a self-evident truth:
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« Reply #696 on: July 11, 2016, 02:30:35 PM »
;)

while most of the posts here are great to sift through this one is especially good and would fit well into the thread on human stupidity :-)

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« Reply #697 on: July 12, 2016, 05:29:46 PM »
The power & majesty of nature:
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« Reply #698 on: July 15, 2016, 02:24:04 AM »
To be or not to be - that is the question:
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« Reply #699 on: July 16, 2016, 04:47:54 AM »
Personally, short of either a nuclear or biological war, I find the idea of human extinction by 2030 to be a joke, but nevertheless I provide these images:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
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