The problem is all inside your head
She said to me
The answer is easy if you
Take it skeptically
I'd like to help you in your struggle
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To lower Greenland's albedo
She said it's really not my habit
To intrude
Furthermore, I hope my mining
Won't be blocked or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself
While I'm drilling for this crude
There must be fifty ways
To lower Greenland's albedo
Fifty ways to lower Greenland's albedo
[CHORUS:]
You Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the fee, Lee
And get yourself free
She said it grieves me so
To see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do
To make you smile again
I said I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways
She said why don't we both
Just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in natural cycles
You'll begin to see the light
And then she paid me
And I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To lower Greenland's albedo
Fifty ways to lower Greenland's albedo