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« Reply #1000 on: November 13, 2017, 04:36:09 PM »
The SkS Toon of the Week:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
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« Reply #1001 on: November 13, 2017, 10:12:30 PM »
Now for some historical perspective:
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« Reply #1002 on: November 14, 2017, 12:05:30 AM »
And now for something on tribalism and climate change:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
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« Reply #1003 on: November 15, 2017, 10:10:05 PM »
Survivorship bias and gambling against climate change impacts:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
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« Reply #1004 on: November 15, 2017, 11:21:02 PM »
Rinse and repeat:
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« Reply #1005 on: November 16, 2017, 10:14:45 PM »
Climate Change & "Catch 22":
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
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« Reply #1006 on: November 21, 2017, 10:33:24 PM »
Here is something on climate tipping points:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
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« Reply #1007 on: November 21, 2017, 10:51:57 PM »
Climate change is coming:
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« Reply #1008 on: November 21, 2017, 11:04:57 PM »
Climate controversies:
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« Reply #1009 on: December 02, 2017, 12:34:41 AM »
Variations on a theme:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
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« Reply #1010 on: December 02, 2017, 04:45:31 PM »
Vulture capitalists gunning the BAU economy, to accelerate our trip to climate hell:
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« Reply #1011 on: December 14, 2017, 11:39:45 PM »
Climate Change Othering/Tribalism
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« Reply #1012 on: December 17, 2017, 10:19:33 PM »
Dumbo Jet in action:
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« Reply #1013 on: December 19, 2017, 10:09:39 AM »
If scientist's wrote a Christmas song


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« Reply #1014 on: December 19, 2017, 11:39:15 PM »
Hindsight is 2020:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
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« Reply #1015 on: December 30, 2017, 02:04:09 PM »
Don't know if already posted, but that one made me laugh:



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Re: Arctic Sea Ice Forum Humor
« Reply #1016 on: December 30, 2017, 10:44:54 PM »
Don't know if already posted, but that one made me laugh:

yep, a great one, especially in reply to trump's tweet about the cold wave in north america while he wasn't able to look up the other side (siberia) and basically the rest of the northern hemisphere ;)
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« Reply #1017 on: December 31, 2017, 01:00:18 AM »
yep, a great one, especially in reply to trump's tweet about the cold wave in north america while he wasn't able to look up the other side (siberia) and basically the rest of the northern hemisphere ;)
Thank you. AFAIK, it clearly was crafted as a humorous reply to that exact megalo-Don Twitter jut.   

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« Reply #1018 on: January 03, 2018, 07:35:50 PM »
Massachusetts fire fighter at new years eve. And just admid it, he could use some of that good old climate change :)

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« Reply #1019 on: January 04, 2018, 09:02:47 PM »
Man-Made Mess:
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« Reply #1020 on: January 07, 2018, 02:59:23 PM »
Happy New Year! 

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« Reply #1021 on: January 09, 2018, 11:44:03 AM »
In the anticipation of winter olympics... (Let's see if the photo's upright now) For ye southeners, this is a 'snow cannon', they had pulled these up the mound waiting for cold enough weather
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« Reply #1022 on: January 09, 2018, 11:59:14 AM »
Now that reminded me of a real joke PMT.

This: http://slao.se/fakta/klimatforandringar-och-utforsakning-sverige/
Lazy will provide a google translate:

SLAO's work for the sustainable skiing of the future

The Alpine skiing in Sweden has been using manufactured snow since the 1970s to improve skiing and extend the seasons. Manufactured snow is more heat resistant than normal snow and today represents a stable base in the slopes of about 90 percent of SLAO members. To provide the guests with such a high-quality skiing experience as possible, manufactured snow is also used for snowy winters as it provides a better and more durable base for the skiers.

The technology development for snowmaking is rapidly advancing and today it is only one-seventh of the energy needed in the 1970s for snowmaking. We estimate that our ski resorts will be more snow-proof in the future than they have been historically. According to our estimates, manufactured snow in ski slopes in the Swedish mountains will be able to fully compensate for reduced snow levels.

If that doesn't make you laugh, maybe this will:
http://sverigesradio.se/sida/artikel.aspx?programid=161&artikel=6813569
Until 2050 there are no big differences, but if we do not do anything before 2100 then there is the risk that there is not much snow left in the Falun Mora area, "Mats Rylander, environmental manager at Vasaloppet says.

Laugh now please.
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« Reply #1023 on: January 09, 2018, 12:01:02 PM »
LOL!
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« Reply #1024 on: January 09, 2018, 12:08:11 PM »
I think the last quote above will be as famous as "everything that can be invented has been invented". But Mats Rylander actually said that, for real.
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