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« Reply #250 on: February 10, 2016, 12:18:01 AM »
Here's an airline & politics combo:
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« Reply #251 on: February 10, 2016, 06:22:10 PM »
Here is a grab bag of climate change humor:
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« Reply #252 on: February 10, 2016, 11:51:27 PM »
Here is another grab bag:
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« Reply #253 on: February 11, 2016, 12:05:24 AM »
Yet another grab bag of climate humor:
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« Reply #254 on: February 11, 2016, 12:18:15 AM »
And now for a little more Bizarro & Toles humor:
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« Reply #255 on: February 12, 2016, 07:34:11 PM »
As some people are still sensitivity about the implication of our current El Nino, I will leave this matter as an unresolved fight between a Godzilla El Nino and an Arctic Amplification Blob:
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« Reply #256 on: February 12, 2016, 08:34:44 PM »
Here is another grab bag of climate change humor:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
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« Reply #257 on: February 12, 2016, 10:48:53 PM »
Now for some devilish humor:
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« Reply #258 on: February 12, 2016, 11:40:09 PM »
And now for a little non sequitur humor:
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« Reply #259 on: February 13, 2016, 10:40:48 PM »
Poor NOAA, it takes months to get authorization to upgrade the weather algorithm; meanwhile their computer keeps spinning out tall tales about El Nino.

Actually all they need to do is flip the weather map upside-down. So the Southwest is dry and the northern tier wet. (Plus re-issue a few hundred previous press releases.)

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« Reply #260 on: February 13, 2016, 11:22:07 PM »
The Zuñi Pueblo still offers a traditional rain dance in time of drought. The tribe can point with pride to many occasions over the last thousand years where a good rain did in fact follow the rain dance within a matter of days. They'll also tell you if it doesn't work, it's probably because the necessary customs weren't followed to the letter. The tribe believes natural forces must be respected and that there are consequences to disrespect.

In this same region, the White People enter into sacred nightly trances during which pronouncements of the Weather Man may be heard concerning El Nino and rain The Child will surely bring. The Weather Man is believed to have special powers (despite no formal education in the atmospheric sciences), manifesting that wisdom via a totemic Seal display: only those who have correctly answered 75 of 100 multiple choice questions demanded of the American Weather Association may wear the coveted Certified Broadcast Meteorologist Seal on their chest.

Traditions of the two cultures come together at special casinos administered by the San Carlos Apache near the border. There the White People arrive confident that the supreme predictive power of their statistical ju-ju can beat Hogan (house) odds against the El Nino directing Pacific storm tracks their way; this year they unfortunately had to leave behind their car titles, turquoise beltbuckles and iphones.

This is perhaps because the White People did not listen to their Chief Trenberth who said -- after it was too late -- that traditional areas weren't respected, it wasn't a big El Niño where it mattered so of course the rains would not come but he simply forgot to pass along his brilliant hindcast to the Weather Man:

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"while this is technically a very strong El Niño, it’s not playing out as expected because tribal members are too focused on temperatures of specific regions, rather than the big picture. This El Niño has been called ‘very strong’ but that is true if one measures it only by the warmth in the eastern tropical Pacific. But most El Niños also feature a cooling in the western tropical Pacific, and that is largely absent this year.”

As a result, Trenberth said, the differences in temperature along the equator are much less than previous super El Niños, and the reversal in the trade winds that blow across the tropics is much weaker than we saw in the winter of 1997-1998, when Southern California saw nearly 14 inches of rain in the month of February alone..In addition, a lot of action is occurring in a very warm tropical Indian Ocean, which is interfering with the Pacific Ocean activity.

“A consequence of this is that the activity in the eastern Pacific has been nowhere near as strong as expected, and in fact it disappeared a couple of weeks ago,” said Trenberth. It’s the eastern Pacific activity that tends to have the most influence on Southern California storm tracks.
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« Reply #261 on: February 14, 2016, 10:45:54 AM »
And now for a little more ENSO humor:
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« Reply #262 on: February 14, 2016, 01:30:11 PM »
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El Niño? According to 'Old Farmer's Almanac' forget about it
WB Johnson azcentral.com newspaper article October 29, 2015

"This year's El Nino is expected to be a monster. Names like "Godzilla" and "Bruce Lee" are already being coined by weather forecasters.   Last week, I took a phone call from a reader who said we should stop writing so much about El Niño.

“What’s the big deal?” she said. “'The Old Farmer’s Almanac' says it’s going to be a neutral year, and that’s right 90 percent of the time.”

The weather phenomenon known as El Niño is a pretty big deal around here. In short, it’s the name given to a warming of water in the eastern Pacific Ocean that can lead to more rain and snow in the southern tier of the United States. Given the ongoing drought conditions in the Southwest, it’s understandable that any potential for relief would be welcome. The current El Niño conditions are among the strongest on record, and meteorologists and climatologists are predicting it will affect our weather this winter.

Old Farmer's Almanac - The Original Since 1792 --  offers free long range weather forecasts, full moon dates, weather history, sun rise and set times, best planting dates, and folklore.  The oldest continuously published periodical in North America. www.almanac.com/
I have no idea what secret sauce goes into OFA's long range forecasts but they are on the written record as having successfully predicted the complete Pacific storm track bust of the 2016 El Nino. At NCAR, head climatologist K Trenberth did not come around to this perspective until a hindcast (in the form of a forecast) was issued in mid-February 2016, four full months after the OFA published the correct call.

Farther out, grandpa's arthritic elbow is saying no storm tracks coming our way the next ten days. That's been among the best performing predictors in the past.
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« Reply #263 on: February 14, 2016, 04:55:21 PM »
El Nino: Its all about how you look at it.
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« Reply #264 on: February 16, 2016, 09:31:42 AM »
And now for a little changing US climate humor:
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« Reply #265 on: February 16, 2016, 09:33:57 AM »
And now for a little US drought humor:
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« Reply #266 on: February 16, 2016, 08:26:29 PM »
A couple of ideas on how to limit human GHG emissions:
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« Reply #267 on: February 16, 2016, 10:14:19 PM »
And now the Climate Change Darwin Awards:
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« Reply #268 on: February 16, 2016, 10:30:39 PM »
And now for a little carbon footprint humor:
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« Reply #269 on: February 16, 2016, 10:46:01 PM »
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« Reply #270 on: February 17, 2016, 10:32:19 PM »
And now for a little cloud geoengineering humor:
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« Reply #271 on: February 17, 2016, 11:48:08 PM »
And now for a little climate change induced polar wander humor:
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« Reply #272 on: February 19, 2016, 12:33:14 AM »
And now for a little lobbyist humor:
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« Reply #273 on: February 19, 2016, 12:35:10 AM »
Here is a little humor about common (or uncommon) sense:
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« Reply #274 on: February 19, 2016, 05:09:52 PM »
Here are some funnies about morality:
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« Reply #275 on: February 19, 2016, 05:19:17 PM »
Here some risk-insurance funnies:
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« Reply #276 on: February 19, 2016, 08:02:54 PM »
And now for a little global market humor:
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« Reply #277 on: February 19, 2016, 08:49:14 PM »
Here is some more weird weather humor:
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« Reply #278 on: February 19, 2016, 08:50:26 PM »
And now for a little inaction humor:
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« Reply #279 on: February 19, 2016, 09:47:13 PM »
And now for some serious food supply humor:
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« Reply #280 on: February 19, 2016, 10:05:05 PM »
Here is some more sixth extinction humor:
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« Reply #281 on: February 19, 2016, 11:14:49 PM »
It is difficult to be seriously funny about coral bleaching:
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« Reply #282 on: February 19, 2016, 11:41:16 PM »
It's worse than we thought:
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« Reply #283 on: February 19, 2016, 11:53:32 PM »
And now for a little BAU humor:
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« Reply #284 on: February 20, 2016, 07:00:28 PM »
Here is some humor about polices & solutions:
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« Reply #285 on: February 21, 2016, 05:11:27 AM »
Fiddling while Rome burns:
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« Reply #286 on: February 21, 2016, 12:06:15 PM »
And now for a little humor on bias:
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« Reply #287 on: February 21, 2016, 12:09:14 PM »
Something from the immoral minority:
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« Reply #288 on: February 21, 2016, 09:17:30 PM »
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« Reply #289 on: February 22, 2016, 05:50:05 PM »
Here is a little retro climate change humor:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
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« Reply #290 on: February 22, 2016, 07:33:44 PM »
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« Reply #291 on: February 22, 2016, 09:43:34 PM »
An now for a little IPCC humor:
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« Reply #292 on: February 23, 2016, 02:52:25 PM »
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« Reply #293 on: February 23, 2016, 07:03:46 PM »
And now for some energy humor:
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« Reply #294 on: February 23, 2016, 07:24:40 PM »
After Australia laid-off over 350 climate scientists, I think that it is time for a little Aussie humor:
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« Reply #295 on: February 23, 2016, 08:02:01 PM »
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« Reply #296 on: February 23, 2016, 09:19:08 PM »
And now for a little solar power humor:
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« Reply #297 on: February 24, 2016, 12:18:21 AM »
And now for another round of deforestation humor:
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« Reply #298 on: February 24, 2016, 12:27:23 AM »
And now for a little resource depletion humor:
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« Reply #299 on: February 24, 2016, 01:05:08 AM »
And now a little bit on politics and climate change science:
“It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.”
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