Thanks for that link, sidd.
Buddy, maybe someone could make it into a song that could become a hit, perhaps:
"Don, Don, Don
Don, Don, Moron"
To the tune of "Barbara Ann" ?
Best I could do at such short notice :-
Big Bad DonEvery day at the golf-course you could see him arrive
He stood six-foot-two and weighed two-fifty-five
Kinda narrow at the shoulder and tiny of the hand
And everybody knew ya couldn't understand big Don.
Big Don, big Don, Moron Don.
Nobody seemed to know why Moron Don ran
He just drifted to the hustings as a little-known man
He didn't say much, he preferred to twitter
And every day, he just grew more bitter, Big Don.
Some people said he stood for the likes of us
And others said he'd throw us under the bus
But a load of crap from an alt-right press
Let this raving mad moron get us into a mess, big Don.
Big Don, big Don, Moron Don.
Then the media gave their honest views
But Big Don tweeted 'MAGA' and 'hoax' and 'fake news'
America was prayin' and hearts beat fast
And everybody hoped they'd impeach at last, Big Don.
Through smoke and mirrors and Putin's help
America elected a know-nothing whelp
Who never met the man in the street
And all he knew was how to tweet, Big Don.
Big Don, big Don, Moron Don.
With writs and subpoenas they tracked him down
To Mar-a-Lago, his golfing ground
And then foul words belched out of that mouth
'cause he finally knew it was time to go south for Big Don.
They regreted electing that little brain
(You can bet your bottom dollar they won't do that again)
Now these few words are in the history book
Trump was a moron: a liar and a crook was Big Don.
Big Don, big Don, Moron Don.
(
pace Jimmy Dean)