It looked oh so much like Mr. Body laying on the floor of the "Clue" board game that I could not help myself.
Hi frankendoodle,
Ah, you're suffering a form of Arctic know blindess referred to as '
Nevonian vision', first identified over on the ASI blog in April 2011.
This occurs when you realize what's actually happening to the see ice, rather than what you're told to see.
Very mal-adaptive for carbon based rife forms.